Thursday, July 31, 2008

What is with the state of beautification practices here?

The weekend before I started work I went to a lady who left my eyebrows too thick, thick enough that I’d rather just take care of them myself. She then proceeded to clean my face with a wet mop of toilet paper and left little bits all over my cheeks and forehead.

I just got back from a lady who said, “Your eyebrows already thin.” Thin!? I feel like I’m 12 again … and Tizzy was worried about my eyebrows in particular coming out to California.

I do not care if it’s in style to leave them thicker I want them like I had them before!

So I just got back from a lady who applied this greenish (green?! maybe yellowish ... but still) wax to my face with literally, a straw. Because she did not have any control over the skinny stick, she could not keep the wax off my lips.

Ouch.

Now my skin smells kind of bitter and rubbery.

Dude, if you are going to depile (depilate?) get the proper tools.

I am going to find a depilator (depilor? what?) with gang affiliation to take care of these things next time.

1 comments:

Tizzy said...

Have you thought about shaving them completely and then using some kind of stencil?
Yes, I am kidding :-)