It was time. The reason was right. Lady who did it a queen.
Bonus: you can sort of see the yellow living room. Or you could if our camera had cost more than $50.
My new problems: I cannot gain any weight in my face, have to keep my eyebrows updated, purchase new, mysterious, and expensive hair products, and maintain a permanent grin.
Either I'll fall in love with it, or it will grow out, either way satisfaction will be elusive.
Thanks for listening!